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The alternative, crowd-free way to see southern Spain
Tom Jones’ “Sexbomb” is blasting from the speakers in the panorama bar when suddenly the ship’s captain bursts in with the panache of Robert Carlyle in The Full Monty. When a handful of male crew members follow, to the tune of “In The Navy”, I’m half …